The Collegian
Wednesday, May 25, 2022

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And you think the Yankees and Phillies had stars?

The day after the unlikely World Series match up between the San Francisco Giants and the Texas Rangers was confirmed, I scrolled through both teams' active line-ups. I didn't know much about the players, so I started researching. Here's what I dug up.

San Francisco Giants:

SP Madison Bumgarner - He's younger than I am.

SP Matt Cain - He pitched a great game in the National League Championship Series, but I all I could think was, "Why is Will Ferrell on the mound?"

SP Tim Lincecum - Last year he was arrested for possessing 3.3 grams of marijuana, but his ERA has never been high.

RP Brian Wilson - Finally, a pitcher that looks like a biker. He's got tattoo sleeves, and a mound celebration that looks more like the World Wrestling Entertainment's HHH than Trevor Hoffman.

3B Pablo Sandoval - The 250-pounder received the nickname "Kung Fu Panda" after he successfully leaped over the catcher on a play at the plate.

OF Cody Ross - Two months ago he was on waivers. Now's he's the NLCS Most Valuable Player. That still doesn't excuse his beard though. I wouldn't even have put that facial hair on the Willy Wooly Magnetic Face Creator when I was a kid.

Texas Rangers:

RP Neftali Feliz - Another player younger than me. Can you say "heat?" The closer's fastball has been clocked as fast as 101 mph on the radar gun.

SP Cliff Lee - He'll be a Yankee next year. His contract will have us calling him "Cha-ching" Lee.

C Bengie Molina - Molina started the season as the Giants catcher until July 1 when he was traded to Texas, so either way he'll be a World Series champion, right?

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SS Elvis Andrus - It's fitting that he sometimes wears blue shoes.

RF Nelson Cruz - Nobody wanted this guy a few years ago. Five playoff home runs later, and no pitcher wants to face him.

LF Josh Hamilton - He was the No. 1 pick in the 1999 MLB draft, and then became a No. 1 crack addict. His story in the 2008 Home Run Derby made me cry. Now he's the reigning American League Championship Series MVP. Is there a better story?

I know a lot of people on campus might have lost interest in the playoffs after the New York Yankees and Philadelphia Phillies were eliminated, but I'm begging you to keep watching. I guarantee this series will go at least six hard-fought games. If you're just too upset about your favorite team being knocked out early, consider this: The Yanks and Phils are bound to steal a player or two from these teams for next year.

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