Tune in: Charlie Sheen: Bi-winning his way into my heart
Charlie Sheen's media rants are the stuff of poetry. Whether the high priest Vatican assassin warlock is talking about his goddesses, explaining the inner-workings of his brain or lampooning his employers, he is undeniably entertaining. He is not afraid to use offensive and absurd humor, and he's frustrated that people take it too seriously, rightly so. He is amazing. That term probably isn't good enough, but unfortunately I, like Sheen, am bound by these terrestrial descriptions.