The Collegian
Monday, May 16, 2022

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Current active cases

634

Total cumulative cases

97.9%

Reporting students vaccinated

94.3%

Reporting faculty/staff vaccinated

Text Hall of Shame

(212): your vampire marks are finally going away

(415): glad to hear you got those weird moles removed

(678): just jumped in the laskkeee

(484): I have a hickey from q camp... Who am I???

(917): I think about her everytime i bend over in a dark closet.

(212): don't worry I was a black out mess. Said I'd have sex with some guy in an igloo if the igloo lasted a week...

(212): you make it to class?

(614): noo corpse in bed

Have outrageous texts from last night? Send them to us at: texthallofshame@gmail.com

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