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Monday, May 16, 2022


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Text hall of shame

(440): just got a ride back to my dorm in the

bed of a papa johns delivery truck.

(607): disgusting mustachioed dude is here, beware

(607): he was at the lodge?! luckeeeee. he is such an enigma, like the multiverse

(212): cancelm creit barfsss

(212): credit card noyt barfs

(808): by the way its unfortunate I didn't see

you I have been a panda all weekend.

(717): I survived mardi gras and im horny. How are you?

(212): 3 things 1: how random was last night? 2: we got so many free birs at kappa sig 3: hope you had lots of hot alien sex.

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