After the University of Richmond men's basketball team finishes its run in the NCAA Tournament, the team should sit down for dinner and discuss its record-breaking season. Here are some things the players could bring.
#1 Darrius Garrett-
Whatever is being served at the block party. And don't even think about double-dipping in his ketchup.
#2 Cedrick Lindsay -
Easy Mac. It's ready to go in minutes, which is about how long it took the freshman to elevate his game to the college level.
#3 Darien Brothers -
Spinach ... and lots of it. Have you seen this guy's arms?
#10 Josh Duinker -
A huge jar of Vegemite. If you aren't laughing, you need to Google the commercials.
#12 Kevin Smith -
He told Richmond basketball beat writer Andrew Prezioso that all he did was pass, dunk and eat cookies, so he'll be the one bringing dessert.
#14 Kevin Anderson -
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Filet mignon. It might be the smallest cut of beef, but it is also the most prized.
#15 Francis-Cedric Martel -
Burgers from The Cellar. Sometimes you forget how good they are.
#32 Justin Harper -
Fine wine. He's gotten better as he's aged. And he'll be able to afford it if he's taken in this year's NBA draft.
#34 Derrick Williams -
Paninis from D-Hall. They might take a while to prepare, but they're well worth the wait.
#41 Dan Geriot -
Buffalo Chicken Wraps from Tyler's Grill. Sometimes they're really hot -- sometimes, not so much.
Coach Chris Mooney -
Philly cheese steaks with extra cheese whiz. The Philadelphia-born Princeton graduate has been a genius from the bench this year.
Contact staff writer Zak Kozuchowski at firstname.lastname@example.org
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