The Collegian
Monday, April 29, 2024

Text Hall of Shame

(201): Come pick mea upppppp??

(718): You have such a slow learning curve when it comes to the dangers of tequila pong

(210): If being drunk were a nationality you would be vietnamese.

(315): Who is this?

(240): so my roommate has a skeezy boyfriend that drives four hours every weekend just to give me free porn in any room I walk in.

(412): Nice hope it all worked out. What are you doing tonight? We should rage and casually makeout. for real.

(203): Question from brah to brah... do I need to RSVP a booty text?

(215): He texted me asking for a favor. He wants me to catch the bouquet. I don't think he's made much progress w the whole breakup thing..

Have outrageous texts from last night? Send them to us at: texthallofshame@gmail.com

Contact staff writer Maggie Finucane at margaretfinucane@richmond.edu or Maria Ribas at mariaelisa.ribas@richmond.edu

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