(860): Can I just tell you...I danced with a Native
American with full-on pony tail and t-shirt that
said, "Property of G-unit." I hate my life.
(908): Hot. Is he past puberty?
(716): Wait...did he actually call this party
"exclusive"? Aka you, him, and a fresh box of roofies.
Oh and his heart full of love for you.
(314): I've been waiting since my all-girl
high school days for this moment.
(802): It didn't go too well.
(914): What happened?
(802): I was like "hey" and he was like "devil woman!!"
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(732): I just met the man of my dreams
(610): Who is he?????
(732): Ehhh juyst soime dude nm
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Contact staff writer Maggie Finucane at margaretfinucane@richmond.edu or Maria Ribas at mariaelisa.ribas@richmond.edu
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