The 2019 team of Orientation advisers were yet again tasked with diverting attention from the elephants, who on occasion, were physically in the room.
Today we have a transcript of a recent interview with a UR student after returning from their "life-changing" summer immersion program in Toronto.
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The move is borrowed from the decades old phonebook strategy: adding an "A" to your name in order to have it appear first in text.
